What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

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What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
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The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
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The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
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The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
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My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
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The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
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My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour

What Kind of Bride Are You?

You’re a funky lady who likes to think outside the box and has an inherent lack of respect for tradition. Perhaps you’re an artist, yoga instructor, social worker, or a member of some other frivolous profession. You’d probably get a kick out of wearing a tea-length, non-white wedding dress with shockingly bright shoes—or worse, Converse sneakers. You plan to storyboard your own ceremony, which will most definitely include the lighting of a soy-based candle to symbolize the fire of your love and at least one poem written by someone with an exotic-sounding name who is, in fact, just a barista in Portland, Oregon. At least your wedding will be memorable, because guests will have literally no idea what’s going on.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

Related:
Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month
My New Year’s Facebook Status
The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016
Source: Humour