Trump to Step Away from Making his Businesses Bankrupt to Focus on Bankrupting Country

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President-elect Donald J. Trump will no longer have day-to-day responsibility for driving his businesses into bankruptcy and will instead focus on bankrupting the country, one of his leading surrogates said on Wednesday.

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Trump to Step Away from Making his Businesses Bankrupt to Focus on Bankrupting Country

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President-elect Donald J. Trump will no longer have day-to-day responsibility for driving his businesses into bankruptcy and will instead focus on bankrupting the country, one of his leading surrogates said on Wednesday.

See the rest of the story at newyorker.com

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“Dear Ivanka”: New York City’s Artists Appeal to Ivanka Trump, Peer to Peer
Introducing iBias, the Wearable Device That Customizes the News Based on What You Already Believe
Source: Humour